Pfiesteria Lyrics

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Not Mopey

Well I'm not mopey

But I am dopey

And I don't know what to say

Cause we're supposed to be mopey today

But I'm not mopey

No I'm not

Matter of fact I'm not even slightly mopey right now

I'm just reveling in my suck

 

We're just kinda stupid

And that suits us just fine

You know we like

Women and wine

But you know we're gonna

Rock the town silly

You know that we're more like

Carter's brother Billy

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Roadkill

What's that?

Drivin' down the road lookin' out of my window

It might be a bird that got splattered

It might be a deer from last year

 

I do not wanna clutch it

It looks like roadkill

I do not wanna even touch it

It looks like roadkill

 

It might be a dog what lost its way

It might be a cat -- well that's OK

 

It looks like some unrecognizable 4 legged vertebrate

 

It smells real bad but it ain't no skunk

It might be roadkill

I ain't gonna put it in my trunk

It might be roadkill

 

Watch out

Some day some hillbilly come around and eat you

It might be in gopher gravy, maybe in o-possum stew

 

It's yummy

Oh yeah it's roadkill

It's yummy

Oh yeah it's roadkill

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The Ballad of the Happy Face Pipe Bomber (I Have a Message)

I have a message

That I wanna take to the heart of America

So I thought I'd deliver it

Via pipe bomb and a happy smiling face

 

Nobody can tell what's wrong with me

But I tell them that it's what God told me to do

But the way that He appears to me

Is obviously different than the rest of you

 

I just wanna go

On a 3000 mile journey to see how many mailboxes I can blow

I want to give you

A message of hope and joy and blow your face off

 

In the meantime but that's OK you'll see

And you will not be afraid of death

After you listen to me

And I know that I'm gonna take you to paradise

Where they're all playing God with dice

 

I got a message

That I wanna take to the heart of America

The land of the free and the home of the brave

I'm not a terrorist, I'm just a sprightly knave

 

I put a message in there (In your rural mailbox)

That's gonna blow you away &endash; literally (I'm a happy psycho)

There's something in there about the government (I'm a happy psycho)

But that's just a red herring to throw 'em off my scent (I'm a happy psycho)

And off I went

 

I have a message

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Kill the Citizenry

Kill the citizenry

My God told me to

Kill the citizenry

The God told me to

 

He lives in my left ear

Tells me things

Tells me to kill citizenry

And I think it's a good thing

 

I don't know why I do it

Except that's the excuse that I use

I could tell you anything

But that's what I choose

 

Citizens are so easy to kill

They just stand there

They remind me of cattle

And that's what we're gonna do with them

 

We don't know why

But we claim that God told us to

If you think we're stupid

You don't have a clue

 

Cause we've got the power of God on our side

Of course the people coming after us think they got God on their side

 

Well we're just stupid you know it

We haven't figured it out

But you know we're all gonna

Go up in a big cloud

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Metal Fatigue

Because I suffer from metal fatigue

I don't know what happened to me

I got crushed just the other day

And now I'm just a pile of corroded shit

I don't know what to do about it

But I think I need another hit

Because I suffer from metal fatigue

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Aggravated

You don't wanna come around the house tonite

Cause there's a woman in there that you won't like

She's got flames comin out of her mouth and there's death in her eyes

I didn't do a damn thing to make her feel that way

You know it just must be a one of those days

It'll be all right if I can just hide out 'till morning

 

I'm so aggravated

So sick and berated

It's gotten me down and I think I wanna be sedated

I'm so aggravated

Constipated

I just don't want to end up being terminated

 

I don't know what I did to make it on the list

Was it something I forgot or do I just exist?

It'll be all right if I can just stay out of the way

I'll just take the abuse for a couple of days

I guess that is part of the price you pay

I just wanna getta warning when she lowers the boom on me

 

I'm so aggravated

So sick and berated

Like Joey Ramone I think I wanna be sedated

I'm so aggravated

Constipated

I just don't want to end up being terminated

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250,000 Yellowjackets

We were rockin in the shed just the other day

The roof caved in -- it just gave way and there we were

With 250,000 angry yellowjackets

 

Well I shoulda called Terminix before

When there were only 3 or 4

 

Well we were running around inside the room

And we didn't see any way out of our doom and our gloom

 

Because they were stinging us to death

But we're gonna keep on rockin' till our very last breath

 

Well we'll even come back from the dead

Just to rock and sock and kick you in your head

 

Because our music's never gonna go away until we get heard

You can't even kill us because we're on the Internet like nerds

 

250,000 angry yellow jackets

Are clinging to my skin and they're diggin in

 

Well they're gonna be the death of me

But that's OK because wine and women and song were gonna be

 

And maybe the world will be better off without us

But I fail to see how that would exacly be

 

Because we're here to rock the socks off of the people of the earth

And they would be better off if they would listen to me

 

The right wing sucks

Eat your vegetables